Right Side Offers

The Pentagon’s scoreboard looks fantastic. Over 90 percent interception rate. More than 9,000 enemy targets struck. 140-plus Iranian naval vessels sitting at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. If this were a boxing match, the ref would’ve stopped it in the third round. But here’s the part nobody in Washington wants to talk about: we’re […]

The last time an American president told a global superpower to pack its bags and get off the continent, James Monroe was in the White House and people were still traveling by horse. That was 1823. Two centuries later, Donald Trump looked at that dusty old doctrine, slapped his name on it, and turned it […]

Somewhere in Sacramento, a lone gas station clerk stood behind a counter while thirty teenagers turned his store into a demolition derby. Merchandise flew. Shelves got emptied. And when it was over, the mob walked out like they’d just finished a casual grocery run — because in Gavin Newsom’s California, that’s basically what it was. […]

Jerry O’Connell walked into the lion’s den — and the lion’s den was his own living room. The Stand by Me actor sat down on Bill Maher’s Club Random podcast this week and dropped a story that should make every married man in America wince, laugh, and then quietly check his home security cameras. Election […]

The Democrats just got handed an ultimatum, and for once, it wasn’t wrapped in diplomatic ribbon with a little bow on top. It came with ICE agents, airport chaos, and a president who doesn’t blink. Here’s the setup. DHS funding lapsed back on February 14 — Happy Valentine’s Day, America — and since then, TSA […]

The lights were barely off at Jack Smith’s office before the cockroaches started scattering — and boy, did Kash Patel just flip the switch. Ten FBI officials. Fired. Gone. Cleaned out like last week’s leftovers. Their crime? Secretly subpoenaing the phone records of Patel himself and White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles back when […]

Picture this: a guy with 11 combat deployments, six Bronze Stars, and a dead wife — killed by a suicide bomber in Syria — decides he can’t stomach another war. And within minutes, every armchair general in Washington with a blue checkmark and a TV deal lines up to call him a fraud. That’s what […]

Let me set the scene for you. It’s Monday morning in Hollywood. The champagne flutes are empty. The self-congratulatory speeches are over. The designer gowns are back in their garment bags. And inside the Dolby Theatre — the hallowed ground where Tinseltown’s finest spent Sunday night lecturing the rest of us about saving Mother Earth […]

There’s a special kind of irony that hits different when the people who spend eleven months a year lecturing America about peace, diplomacy, and “dialogue with our adversaries” suddenly need the FBI standing between them and an Iranian drone strike. But here we are. Hollywood’s biggest night is coming up, and this year the gift […]

The Strait of Hormuz is twenty-one miles wide at its narrowest point. Twenty-one miles. That’s roughly the distance between a bad idea and a full-blown international crisis — and right now, Iran is standing in the middle of it with a match. Three ships got hit Wednesday. Three. In the same day. In the same […]