Right Side Offers

In a move that has Washington insiders buzzing and beachgoers checking their binoculars, President-elect Donald Trump has summoned House Republicans to his Mar-a-Lago estate for a series of strategy sessions. The agenda? Crafting a legislative juggernaut aimed at reshaping America’s policies on energy, taxes, and immigration. The setting? A palatial resort where the dress code […]

In the grand theater of American politics, the Republican Party is once again preparing to dazzle the audience with an ambitious production. The latest spectacle? A legislative opus charmingly dubbed the ‘One Big, Beautiful Bill.’ This all-encompassing masterpiece aims to bundle tax cuts, spending reductions, and border security enhancements into a single, sweeping piece of […]

In a move that can only be described as peak Washington theater, President Joe Biden has decided to bestow the Presidential Citizens Medal upon former Representative Liz Cheney. Yes, you heard that right. Liz Cheney, the same person who spent her tenure as a Republican congresswoman from Wyoming aligning with Democrats more often than not, […]

One year after his home was robbed by an organized gang of illegal aliens, actor Keanu Reeves’s watches have been recovered in South America. Local police in Chile raided several houses in Santiago and recovered the three watches from the home of a 21-year-old man who was arrested. The recovery of the watches gives a […]

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President-elect Donald Trump has announced his intention to attend the state funeral of former President Jimmy Carter. Yes, you heard that right—the man who once dubbed Carter’s presidency as ‘the single worst in history’ is now planning to pay his respects. Irony, thy name is […]

In a rare display of bipartisan harmony, President Joe Biden and President-elect Donald Trump have both lauded the late President Jimmy Carter as a ‘leader, statesman, and humanitarian.’ This sudden outpouring of admiration for a man whose presidency was often criticized raises an eyebrow or two. Are we witnessing genuine respect, or is this a […]

In a move that has left many conservative Republicans scratching their heads, President-elect Donald Trump has recently expressed support for the H-1B visa program—a system that allows U.S. companies to employ foreign workers in specialized fields. This endorsement aligns him with tech magnate Elon Musk and has ignited a fervent debate within the MAGA movement. […]

In a move that has left geopolitical analysts and late-night comedians alike scratching their heads, President-elect Donald Trump has set his sights on reclaiming the Panama Canal. Yes, you heard that right—the 50-mile stretch of waterway that the United States ceremoniously handed over to Panama in 1999 is now, apparently, back on the real estate […]

It’s nearly impossible to go anywhere in public in the United States today and not end up on a surveillance camera. CCTV cameras are everywhere and watching all the time. New research from the University of Technology Sydney (UTS) has found that constant surveillance has a big impact on your brain. It also has the […]

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President-elect Donald Trump has announced his intention to revert the name of North America’s tallest peak from Denali back to Mount McKinley. This decision aims to honor the 25th U.S. president, William McKinley, who, interestingly enough, never set foot in Alaska. For those keeping track, […]

You’re trying to fix your computer, right? You Google a solution, find a tutorial that promises to help, and start following the easy steps. Finally, relief! Or not. It turns out that you’ve just walked into a “scam-yourself” attack, where cybercriminals trick you into wrecking your own tech. They don’t even need to do the […]

Because Florida wasn’t already wild enough, the town of Orange City now has roaming monkeys. Yes, actual monkeys—swinging, climbing, and apparently thriving in suburban chaos. Police in this delightful slice of Floridian paradise are politely advising residents to steer clear of the simian visitors and resist the urge to turn their backyards into an impromptu […]

Christmas in America is more than just a holiday; it’s a cultural phenomenon filled with traditions, celebrations, and history that reflect the diversity and ingenuity of the nation. From its humble beginnings to its transformation into a season of lights, cheer, and generosity, the way Americans celebrate Christmas is uniquely their own. Here are some […]

There’s something magical about golf. It’s a sport that combines precision, strategy, and a healthy dose of fresh air—all wrapped up in a game that doesn’t require the knees of a 20-year-old or the stamina of a marathon runner. For those over 40, golf offers a unique balance of challenge and relaxation, making it one […]

Law enforcement officers selling drugs from the evidence locker may seem like a Hollywood cliché, but it’s a very real thing. Two Department of Homeland Security agents in Utah have just been busted and accused of selling drugs that had been seized in previous arrests, pocketing as much as $300,000 from the scheme. According to […]