Middle East Ceasefire: Hostages Released, But Is Peace Just a Mirage?
In a development that feels like déjà vu, the Middle East is once again the stage for a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. This time, the truce has led to the release of three Israeli hostages: Emily Damari, Romi Gonen, and Doron Steinbrecher. After 471 days in captivity, these women have been reunited with their […]
UK’s 100-Year Plan: Arming Ukraine While NHS Waits
In a move that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has inked a ‘100-year partnership’ with Ukraine, pledging unwavering support and a steady flow of heavy artillery. Because, apparently, nothing says ‘long-term commitment’ like sending more weapons into a conflict zone. This grand gesture comes as NATO allies, […]
Biden’s Farewell: A Tearful Goodbye or Just Crocodile Tears?
Well, folks, it finally happened. President Joe Biden delivered his farewell address from the Oval Office, and let’s just say it was as poignant as a Hallmark movie marathon. With only days left in the White House, President Joe Biden was saving a few surprises for his farewell address Wednesday evening. In a move that […]
Biden’s Farewell Gift to Trump: A ‘Strong Hand’ or a Hot Potato?
In a move that can only be described as the diplomatic equivalent of leaving a ‘kick me’ sign on your own back, President Joe Biden has declared that his foreign policy legacy provides incoming President-elect Donald Trump with a ‘strong hand to play’ on the global stage. Yes, you heard that right. The same administration […]
Speaker Johnson Proposes ‘Tough Love’ for California’s Wildfire Woes
In a move that’s sure to ignite debate, House Speaker Mike Johnson has suggested that federal disaster aid for California’s wildfire-stricken regions should come with strings attached. Yes, you heard that right. The Golden State, currently resembling a scene from Dante’s Inferno, might need to meet certain conditions before Uncle Sam opens his wallet. Johnson, […]
Jack Smith Bids Adieu: The Special Counsel’s Last Stand Against Trump
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Special Counsel Jack Smith has tendered his resignation from the Justice Department after submitting his final report on President-elect Donald Trump. Yes, the man who was supposed to be the harbinger of accountability has exited stage left, leaving behind a 137-page tome that reads more like a […]
Supreme Court Justices Roll Their Eyes at TikTok’s Plea: National Security Trumps Dance Challenges
In a move that surprises absolutely no one paying attention, the Supreme Court appears poised to uphold a federal law that would effectively ban TikTok in the United States unless its Chinese parent company, ByteDance, divests its ownership. This development comes after justices expressed skepticism toward TikTok’s arguments during recent oral hearings. TikTok, the app […]
Did This Ohio Hunter Just See Bigfoot? Or Was It Something Stranger?
In a story that will have you second-guessing every time you step into the woods, a Mansfield man has reported a possible Sasquatch sighting, and it’s got the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO) buzzing. On December 28, 2024, Andrew Baum, 35, was out hunting with his stepfather, Shawn, on 150 acres of farmland straddling Interstate […]
Mayor Bass’s Budget Ballet: Cutting Fire Funds Amidst a Blaze of Criticism
In a city renowned for its wildfires, one might assume that bolstering the fire department’s budget would be a priority. Yet, in a move that has left many Angelenos scratching their heads—and some fanning the flames of outrage—Mayor Karen Bass approved a $17.6 million reduction in the Los Angeles Fire Department’s budget for the 2024-2025 […]
Will Congress Finally Get Rid of the Reckless and Unconstitutional ATF?
Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has introduced a bill to abolish the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF) this year. The bill is in response to the past four years of the ATF circumventing Congress and undermining the Second Amendment by abusing its rulemaking powers. HR 126 is just the latest effort by Republicans […]
RIP Jean-Marie Le Pen, 96, Who Participated in One of the Last Duels in Western Civilization
The legendary Jean-Marie Le Pen has passed away at the ripe old age of 96. The French founder of the National Front party lived an incredible life and cut a swath through post-World War II Europe that should be remembered for years to come. He was like an early European prototype of Donald Trump. Le […]
A $450 Water Heater Bill to Ring in the New Year—Thanks, Biden
Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy your hot shower, the Biden administration decided to play Santa after Christmas. In a sneaky move that conveniently avoided public fanfare, the Department of Energy finalized climate rules targeting natural gas-powered water heaters. And no, they didn’t bother with a press release. Why ruin the surprise, […]
Congress Certifies Trump’s Victory: The Swamp’s Farewell Party?
In a spectacle that could only be described as Washington’s version of ‘Groundhog Day,’ Congress has once again certified Donald J. Trump as the President-elect of the United States. The joint session, held on January 6, 2025, was presided over by none other than Vice President Kamala Harris, who had the unenviable task of announcing […]
Biden’s Last-Minute Offshore Drilling Ban: A Farewell Gift to Environmentalists, a Headache for Trump
In a move that has left both the oil industry and political observers scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has decided to play environmental hero in the final days of his administration. On January 6, 2025, Biden announced a sweeping ban on new offshore oil and gas drilling across 625 million acres of U.S. coastal […]
Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Huddle: Crafting the GOP’s Master Plan or Just Another Beach Party?
In a move that has Washington insiders buzzing and beachgoers checking their binoculars, President-elect Donald Trump has summoned House Republicans to his Mar-a-Lago estate for a series of strategy sessions. The agenda? Crafting a legislative juggernaut aimed at reshaping America’s policies on energy, taxes, and immigration. The setting? A palatial resort where the dress code […]