Tim Walz, Minnesota’s failed veep wannabe, stepped in it at a town hall in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, and conservatives like me are cackling because he thought he’d score points mocking Tesla’s stock slide. He gloated to a room of his latte-sipping fans about checking his iPhone stock app for a “boost” when Tesla dips, and Republicans across the country are shaking our heads at this petty little man who’s still sore over his November drubbing.

Elon Musk didn’t let that slide when he fired back, and you can feel the sting from here. He hit X Wednesday with a zinger—“Sometimes when I need a little boost, I look at the @JDVance portrait in the @WhiteHouse and thank the Lord”—a brutal reminder that Vance is VP while Walz is stuck whining in flyover country—conservatives say it’s pure gold because this is what happens when a lightweight picks a fight with a heavyweight.

Walz didn’t stop at stocks—he’s got a vendetta, and it’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder what’s wrong with this guy. He’s been raging against Musk, calling him a “fascist” and “nepo baby” who gave a “Nazi salute”—all debunked nonsense—while Tesla dealerships burn from leftist arson attacks in Vegas and Kansas City—conservatives like me call it sick—he’s egging on the crazies instead of condemning them, and Republicans figure he’s too pathetic to admit Trump’s winning.

Let’s break it down for regular folks who’ve had enough of these Democrat clowns—Walz lost big, and now he’s taking cheap shots at Musk, whose Tesla employs thousands of Americans. He smirked about Tesla’s stock drop—down 41% this year—while conservatives point out Minnesota’s own pension fund holds 1.6 million shares—Republicans say he’s a hypocrite who’d rather tank his state’s cash than cheer an American company.

The left’s probably giggling behind their kale smoothies, pretending this is clever—same jokers who ignored Biden’s $216 billion trade gap with Europe last year—but conservatives like me ask why Walz is rooting against jobs when Trump’s crew nabbed 214 crooks in Virginia—real work, not this childish sniping—82 percent speech approval from Trump’s March 4 talk shows who folks trust.

Here’s what it means for Americans who actually pay bills—Walz’s a sore loser kicking Tesla while it’s down, and conservatives say it’s disgraceful! X posts are lighting up—“Tim’s a clown!”—and we’re right—Republicans bet he’s jealous Musk’s thriving while he’s flailing—pathetic!

This is what happens when you’ve got a has-been who can’t handle defeat—he mocks instead of builds! Conservatives figure Walz’s rant is a dog whistle to the arsonists—White House’s Karoline Leavitt called him “sad”—and we say good—time to bury this guy’s nonsense and move on!

America’s watching a titan like Musk school a whiner who’s got nothing left—Trump’s winning, and Walz is crying. Conservatives stand tall because this is our fight—Republicans cheer—Elon’s smackdown proves the left’s out of gas, and we’re loving every second of their flop!