Brit Consumers Boycott Milk Infused with Bill Gates’s Anti-Cow-Farting Chemicals
The public in Great Britain is infuriated after learning that Bill Gates has been feeding cows with chemicals to make them fart 27% less. The problem—other than the fact that that is CRAZY—is that the chemicals are known to be harmful to humans. A massive boycott of the UK’s largest milk producer is underway and […]
Elon Musk to Republicans: Get in Line or Get Out of the Way
Elon Musk, the man who brought us electric cars, reusable rockets, and a steady stream of Twitter chaos, has a new role: political enforcer. Yes, the billionaire entrepreneur who once seemed above the fray of Washington politics is now warning Republicans against standing in Donald Trump’s way. It’s a fascinating shift for Musk, who has […]
Journalists and ‘Experts’ Keep Getting Caught Using ChatGPT to Try to Look Smart
One of the most hilarious new phenomena to emerge in the past couple of years is all of our mediocre “experts” and “journalists” who keep outing themselves as lazy hacks by relying on ChatGPT and other AI programs. We already knew that these experts were phonies with a bad case of imposter syndrome, but AI […]
Biden’s Pardon Chaos: Fetterman’s Surprising Call to Clear Trump
Well, here’s a twist no one saw coming: Senator John Fetterman, a Democrat from Pennsylvania, has decided to add a little spice to the political circus by suggesting that President Joe Biden should pardon Donald Trump. Yes, you heard that right. In the wake of Biden’s controversial decision to pardon his own son, Hunter, for […]
Sorry Not Sorry, Biden: Court Sides with Texas in Razor Wire Feud
In a heated legal showdown, a panel from the Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals handed Texas a win in its fight with the Biden administration over concertina wire barriers along the border. The 2-1 ruling could set the tone for other border-related lawsuits. The majority opinion, written by Circuit Judge Stuart Kyle Duncan and […]
South Korean President Declares Shortest Martial Law in History to Try to Stop an Investigation into His Wife
The South Korean government has erupted into one of the most bizarre situations that we’ve seen recently. To understand how weird the situation in South Korea is right now, you should know that there is absolutely no emergency of any kind in the country. North Korea has not invaded or started shelling Seoul with artillery […]
North America’s Divorce? Why Mexico Might Be Getting the Cold Shoulder
There’s a storm brewing in North America, and no, it’s not another hurricane spiraling toward the Gulf of Mexico. This one’s political, economic, and cultural all rolled into one messy, bureaucratic package. The chatter among global elites, the ones who like to sip champagne in Davos while plotting how to save the world from its […]
Justin Trudeau Dances Like a Sissy at Taylor Swift Concert as Rioters Trash Canadian Cities
The city of Montreal, Quebec, was besieged by pro-Palestinian rioters on Friday night. It was a long night of violent clashes with the police, fires, and stores being looted and burned. Fortunately, the main district in Montreal is where Canada’s heroic Prime Minister Justin Trudeau lives. Trudeau surely must have stepped in to condemn the […]
Fareed Zakaria Praises Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy—Did Pigs Just Learn to Fly?
Well, this is unexpected. Fareed Zakaria, a CNN staple and usually the go-to guy for left-leaning intellectual takes, has found himself praising none other than Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. Yes, the same Elon Musk who’s been accused of being a “right-wing enabler” for daring to restore free speech on Twitter (or X, if we’re […]
Biden’s Eco Agenda Wrecks Small Businesses While China Gets a Free Pass
Isn’t it ironic how the so-called champions of progress can’t seem to grasp the simple fact that not every state wants to buy into their green energy pipe dreams? The Biden administration threw billions at clean energy projects, and yet here we are, with Republican strongholds growing even stronger. The “brown blockade,” as it’s been […]
Tiny Hitler Robot Convinces Other Robots to Quit What They’re Doing and Follow Him
People initially thought the CCTV footage below was some sort of fake marketing campaign for a Chinese robotics company. Then it got scary when everyone realized it was real. A robot from a rival company talked a dozen competitor’s robots into following its commands. Isn’t that how the movie always starts? The incident happened in […]
Denmark to Begin Taxing Cow Farts
The anti-science leaders of Denmark have decided to cripple their agriculture industry by imposing the world’s first tax on livestock farts. The tax is set to go into effect in 2030 and will nearly triple by 2035. The goal is to reduce methane emissions to save everyone from the weather. Starting in 2030, farmers who […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Mace Face Major Backlash – The Left Just Went CRAZY
The debate over men pretending to be women and demanding access to women’s spaces has reached Congress. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says banning men from women’s restrooms in the Capitol just doesn’t cut it anymore. Greene recently weighed in on a resolution introduced by Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) that would prevent lawmakers and House […]
The Pandemic Car Craze Is Crashing: Why Millions Are Drowning in Negative Equity
The pandemic auto boom’s ugly aftermath has finally rolled into view, and it’s a bumpy ride for millions of Americans. Those shiny cars bought during the frenzy are now financial ball-and-chains, with negative equity and sky-high monthly payments dragging owners down. Adding to the misery, inflation and high interest rates are squeezing low- and middle-income […]
Watch: Guy in a Bear Suit Trashes Luxury Cars in Attempted Insurance Fraud Scheme
Four people in San Bernardino County, California have been busted after trying to commit an alleged insurance fraud scheme. A person in a shabby bear costume crawled into their luxury vehicles in the town of Lake Arrowhead and scratched the interiors with a pair of chef’s claws, which are normally used to make pulled pork. […]