ICE agents boarded a Disney cruise ship this week and arrested crew members tied to a child pornography ring — and before anyone knew the details, Kathy Griffin was already on social media screaming about fascism. Because of course she was.

Imagine being so consumed by Trump Derangement Syndrome that your first instinct when federal agents arrest child predators is to defend the child predators. That’s where we are now, folks.

Here’s what actually happened. Border Patrol agents boarded a Disney cruise ship and took crew members into custody. The arrests were connected to a child pornography operation running among the crew. This wasn’t some random immigration sweep. This was law enforcement going after people exploiting children — on a Disney ship, no less. The irony writes itself.

But Kathy Griffin — the same woman who held up a severed Trump head for a photo op — didn’t wait for details. She immediately melted down on social media, raging about ICE overreach and “fascism” aboard a family cruise line. Other celebrities piled on too, because that’s what the Hollywood hive mind does. Someone sounds the outrage alarm, and they all come running like Pavlov’s dogs with verified accounts.

Then the facts came out. Child pornography ring. Crew members. A Disney ship full of families and kids.

As Twitchy reported, Griffin speed-ran the ratio so fast she might have set a land-speed record. The replies were merciless, and deservedly so. When your reflexive hatred of immigration enforcement leads you to publicly defend suspected child predators, maybe — just maybe — it’s time to log off and rethink your entire worldview.

But she won’t. They never do.

This is the modern left in a single news cycle. ICE arrests people on a cruise ship. Celebrities don’t ask why. They don’t wait for a press release. They don’t even Google it. They just start typing “FASCISM” in all caps because the letters I-C-E trigger them like a smoke alarm triggers a golden retriever.

And let’s talk about Disney for a second. This is the company that can’t stop stumbling into controversies involving children. The company whose brand is literally built on being the most family-friendly entertainment empire on the planet had a child porn ring operating on one of its ships. You’d think that would be the story. You’d think every celebrity with a platform would be saying, “Thank God they caught these monsters.”

Nope. “How dare ICE board a boat.”

The arrests happened on May 7, and the celebrity meltdowns rolled right into May 8. Griffin’s post got ratioed into the stratosphere. People were quoting her original tweet next to the actual charges, and the contrast was devastating. She essentially told the world she’d rather let child exploitation slide than give ICE a single W.

That’s not a political position. That’s a sickness.

We’ve watched these people lose their minds for years now. They called MS-13 gang members “God’s children.” They fought to keep the border open while fentanyl poured in and killed 100,000 Americans a year. They screamed “abolish ICE” while human traffickers ran a superhighway through our southern border. And now they’re mad that federal agents caught child predators on a Disney cruise.

At some point you have to ask: whose side are they actually on?

The answer, as always, is whatever side is opposite of Trump. If Trump’s ICE made the arrests, the arrests must be bad. That’s the entire intellectual framework. A toddler has more nuance.

So thank you, Kathy Griffin, for once again showing America exactly who you are. You went to bat for suspected child pornographers because you hate ICE more than you hate child exploitation. That’s your legacy now. Right next to the severed head photo.