Right Side Offers

The internet’s first “fartreprenuer,” Stephanie Matto, has announced that she’s been secretly dating a United States Senator. Matto shot to fame on OnlyFans and TikTok by farting in jars and then selling them to strangers on the internet. An unnamed NBA player once paid her $100,000 to fly to Las Vegas and fart on him […]

B.B., a first grader in a California school, was listening to the day’s lesson. The subject was Martin Luther King Jr and, of course, Black Lives Matter. B.B. was touched by the lesson but noted that her young Black friend, M.C., seemed sad afterward.   B.B. knew how to cheer up her friend. She grabbed her […]

In any other situation, Americans might have felt sorry for Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle as she faced questioning on Monday regarding her department’s failure to ensure the safety of an assignee.  The slack-faced, confused, and badgered Cheatle appeared to be fighting tears as she dodged questions with almost the same skill as former President […]

In a significant move aimed at modernizing federal hiring practices, U.S. Senator Gary Peters, a Democrat from Michigan, has introduced the Dismantling Outdated Obstacles and Barriers to Individual Employment (DOOBIE) Act. This new bill seeks to ensure that prospective federal employees or those seeking security clearances are not disqualified solely due to past recreational or […]

Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich has been sentenced to 16 years in a Russian prison on espionage charges.   Russian prosecutors had asked for an 18-year sentence but received a 16-year term instead. Gershkovich’s fate was sealed early Friday morning.  Evan Gershkovich is an American journalist for The Wall Street Journal who reported on Russia. […]

JD Vance (R-OH) has been chosen as former President Trump’s vice president. Critics note that his selection won’t do much to help Trump’s campaign, but historians note that one of Vance’s physical characteristics may still sway voters.  Vance has broken the “beard barrier.”  The “beard barrier” refers to the fact that it’s been rare for […]

President Joe Biden sat down with YouTube youth culture icon Speedy Morman for a lie-spewing episode of 360 With Speedy. The show, part of the entertainment and culture website Complex, was recorded on July 12, the day before Trump’s assassination attempt.   During the interview, he took a few moments to claim once again that former […]

Kamala Harris has been actively disparaging JD Vance since Trump made the announcement that the freshman senator from Ohio was his running mate. Do you think it was a good move? Take a quick poll now: Can’t see the poll? Click HERE.

It’s been obvious to most people for more than three years that Joe Biden hasn’t actually been running the country. He can’t even change his pants by himself. The important question that no one in the media has been asking is, “Who’s really in charge?” After all this time, the House Oversight Committee is launching […]

All right, folks, grab your popcorn because Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is at it again. She’s gunning for Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito this time. Why? Because they allegedly didn’t report some gifts and had political views that AOC thinks to compromise their ability to stay unbiased. Oh, the horror! The same AOC […]

Shortly before an attempt on former President Donald Trump’s life, alert rallygoers reportedly noticed a man climbing to the top of a nearby building and urgently warned local police. A local police officer, responding to the rallygoers’ warning, climbed to the roof and encountered Thomas Crooks, the would-be assassin. Crooks immediately pointed his rifle at […]

House Judiciary Committee Republicans are appealing to New York appellate courts to overturn the verdict in New York v. Trump. They allege that Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and Judge Juan Merchan “worked together to deprive” former President Trump of his constitutional and legal rights. The Committee began investigating Bragg’s indictment of Trump in March […]

A group of “gay furry hackers” say they took two gigabytes of information from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank. The hackers, known as SiegedSec, took and shared the data because they were upset about the think tank’s plans called ‘Project 2025’. This project claims to have ideas for new laws that would start […]

Remember that time when Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld announced that the Pentagon had lost $2.3 trillion dollars, and then the next day, the planes flew into the World Trade Center? Just how much federal fraud, waste, and abuse do you suppose happens in an average year here in America? We don’t know, which is awful. […]

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) introduced legislation in May that would help ensure that only Americans are voting in America’s national elections. You’d have to be a psychopath to oppose legislation like that. In fact, you’d have to hate your own children and grandchildren to oppose that. Who would willingly allow foreigners to decide the […]